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Me, Buff Girls and Their World - Chapter 01: Part 05 of 07

Please note that this online novel was self-published as "Me, Buff Girls and The Society"

Me, Buff Girls and Their World - Chapter 01: Part 05 of 07
The ponytail girl takes a deep breath, trying to figure it out whether she can master this correct "guess" or she can kick her butt instead. But then she also realizes that even she can correctly answer, she can still kick her butt anyway because of her suspicion towards Mrs. Laurie. "Um...uh...," she tries to pretend to have an answer. "I have absolutely no idea what you're looking for."
POW! Mrs. Laurie punch the ponytail girl in the face, sending her flying and landed on the grass sideways. She then jumped high.
The ponytail girl quickly managed to pick herself up and when she see Mrs. Laurie approached towards her from the sky throwing a fist at her, she quickly dodged her punch by rolling like a ball through the grass and Mrs. Laurie crashed into a hole on the ground while making the earth shake for three seconds. Mrs. Laurie then jumped out of the hole with a little dirt all over her.
"Okay um maybe I'll try whoop your behind next time," Mrs. Laurie said while she stepped out of the hole and walked toward her. "But at least I did punch you in the face."
The ponytail girl stands up. "And let me ask you a question," she said. "Why would you want to whoop my behind."
"Because you're pretty unsmart."
"Oh so I'm pretty unsmart huh," the ponytail girl nods.
"Oh cut the crap. You want to know what I'm looking for: the secret ingredient."
The ponytail girl got into a confused look on her face.  "What's that?" She asked.
Mrs. Laurie looks down and notices a smartphone with a flashing light laying on the grass.
The ponytail girl looks down at the same smartphone that Mrs. Laurie has been looking at. The ponytail girl quickly realizes that it's HER SMARTPHONE; she didn't know she dropped it to the ground during a fight. Knowing that Mrs. Laurie is about to steal it, the ponytail girl starts quickly runs down.
But Mrs. Laurie RUSHES and SNATCHED the ponytail girl's smartphone.
“Ha ha,” Mrs. Laurie said. “That's the secret ingredient.”
“Give me my phone back or I'll whoop your behind,” the ponytail girl told her.
"Oh I'm gonna give it back to you." Mrs. Laurie about face and starts walking off. "Until next time...," she glanced over her right shoulder.
“Oh man,” the ponytail girl said it to herself.

Written by Malcolm Franokusky.

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